"Laughter is a tanquilizer with no side effects." - Arnold Glasow
"Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated. It satisfies the soul and frustrates the intellect. It is at the same time rewarding and maddening - it is without a doubt the greatest game mankind has ever invented." - Arnold Palmer
"If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf." - Bob Hope
"Zoo: an excellent place to study the habits of human beings." - Evan Esar
"TV - chewing gum for the eyes." - Frank Lloyd Wright
"Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body." - Sir Richard Steele
"A fan club is a group of people who tell an actor he's not alone in the way he feels about himself." - Jack Carson
"Airline travel is hours of boredom interrupted by moments of stark terror." - Al Boliska
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