"Unless a woman has an amorous heart, she is a dull companion." - Samuel Johnson
"Love demands infinitely less than friendship." - George Jean Nathan
"Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile." - Franklin P. Jones
"Too often a sense of loyalty depends on admiration, and if we can't admire it is difficult to be loyal." - Aimee Buchanan
"A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age." - Robert Frost
"Often the difference between a successful marriage and a mediocre one consists of leaving about three or four things a day unsaid." - Harlan Miller
"Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married?" - Barbara Streisand
"No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man who wishes she were not." - H.L. Mencken
"I'm a practicing heterosexual...but bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." - Woody Allen
"Despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, I have not yet been able to answer...the great question that has never been answered: What does a woman want?" - Sigmund Freud